WARNING: This entry is about poop. Yes, poop. If you are modest or do not want to think any less of me then I suggest you don't read any further.

Matt has a joke about my brother and me always thinking any story that begins or ends with poop is funny. In fact the word "poop" is funny! If you ever want to shake me out of a bad mood just walk by and yell, "Poop!" I don't know what it is but I will start rolling.
I remember when I was little I would be sitting on the toilet with the door closed and my brother would run in, make a funny face and run out. I would laugh and laugh and stay on the toilet until I had a ring around my butt. See, pooping was fun and entertaining!
Here's what's not funny... when you can't poop. Or how about when you get shooting pains up your butt so strong you can't walk? Yeah, not funny. Never in my life have I experienced this issue until now. My brother told me about how he hadn't pooped in 14 days and went and bought a laxative called Fleet. Yes, it did "flee" to the point where the toilet wanted to flee the house. That's another story for another day. He'll have to tell it. It's way funnier.
So pregnancy has been fabulous except for the medication I need to take up until I deliver. These lovely little pink gum balls of
meds cause a HUGE backup in me that I can not deal with. So I brought in the big guns. I changed my diet, stocked up the medicines my doctor suggested and crossed my fingers. I know some of you are wondering why don't I just try something natural? Because I don't have 8 days and time off work to figure it out! And I am NOT an office
pooper. Didn't you ever get that chain email about the type of office
pooper you are. Hilarious! I digress.
So with a little patience and the right mix of food and medication I should have this worked out soon. I hope this clears the air (ha!) for everyone out there who is embarrassed to say "poop" or is constipated and wants to shout it out to the world or make it their status update in Facebook. You go!
Yours Truly,
Proud, Pregnant & Constipated with heartburn, acid reflux, short of breath, growing out of my pants and loving it.